One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. “Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked again.
The seamstress replied, “No”
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
“Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, “YES.”
The lord was pleased with the woman’s honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep and the seamstress went home happy.
“Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!”
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson.
“Is this your husband?” the Lord asked.
“Yes,” cried the seamstress.
The seamstress replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then, if I said ‘No’ to him, you would have come up with my husband and had I then said ‘yes’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I’m not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so that’s why I said ‘yes’ to Mel Gibson.”
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